on the eleventh day

of random shitmas kerry and taya gave:

eleven raptor jesi

ten male dancers

nine furry mustaches

eight golden poos

seven geese a slayin

six stupid pet rocks

fiiiivvee onion riiiings

four red necks 'rastlin

three granny panties

two beers and mcchickens

and one classic rockin freddie mercury!

tonight's thanks go to my good friends taya and kerry (previously mentioned) for both supporting raptor jesus (who went extinct for our sins). 

i'm not religious by the way. sorry if i just offended someone. 

so today was the beginning of christmas for me. 

justin got me a spa date to get my nails done.

have you ever had a pedicure?

it feels like sliding down a rainbow that also feels like softest blanket.

then unicorns break out the party rock shuffle and pixies fly around.

on the tenth day

of random shitmas dylan gave:

ten male dancers

nine furry mustaches 

eight gooollddeeennn pooooos

seven geese a slayin

six stupid pet rocks

five oniooonnn riiiiings

four rednecks 'rastlin

three granny panties

two beers and mcchickens

and one super awesome freddie mercury!!!!

tonight's creds go to my buddy dylan:

he's awesome. 

nuff said.

on the ninth day

of random shitmas my good friend kerry gave:

nine furry mustaches

eight golden poos

seven geese a slayin

six stupid pet rocks

five onion riiiingggsss

four rednecks 'rastlin

three granny panties

two beers and mcchickens

and one gloooorious freddie mercury

tonight's brilliant suggestion was from my good friend kerry:

her dimples are bangin.

justin and i made cranberry orange fraaanch toast this afternoon. it was awesome.

it tasted like christmas, breakfast, and jedi force. 

on the eighth day

of random shitmas freddie gave:

eight golden poos

seven geese a slayin

six stupid pet rocks

five onion rings

four rednecks rastlin

three granny panties

two beers and mcchickens

and one freddie mercury 

tonight's thanks go to my deli cohort freddie:

hope you have a good holiday in the urban wilderness of the NWI region.

i've been a lazy bum today. i slept most of the day and watched daria for six hours. 

it's what i call a holiday gift to myself. 

TREAT CHYO SELF! 

on the seventh day

of random shitmas jefferson gave me:

seven geese a slayin

six stupid pet rocks

fiiiiiiive onion rings

four redneck rastlin

three granny panties

two beers and mcchickens

and one hot and spicey freddie mercuryyyyyyyy

big thanks for tonight's wonderful suggestion go to my buddy jeff:

and his goddamn dart hat

tonight was also arts and crafts night for the bfoods deli women elite. i'm not exactly super skilled in the ways of crafts, but i can beat the pants off arts.

it was great fun.

on the sixth day

of random shitmas my friend cara gave:

six stupid pet rocks

five onion rings

four rednecks a'rastlin

three granny panties

two beers and mcchickens

and a freddie mercury

tonight's creds go to my good friend cara:

i love you tree hugging weirdo.

so i made chicken tortilla soup for dinner.

it was.