garbage can

this week marked another successful year of staying alive. 
i usually celebrate by going out for a nice dinner and enjoying some quality time with a close friend of mine: food. 

my actual, real life people, friends and family out-did themselves this year by celebrating with me individually and taking me out for several meals. 

i am very grateful to them for this; as i enjoyed what was probably one of my top five birthdays. 

thank you guys! you're all amazing. 

*high fives*

by the end of last night i had gone out for a staggering:

2 beers

1 grille cheese with tomato and spinach

1 bag of chips and guacamole

1 mojito

3 cheddar biscuits

1 cup coleslaw

1 large plate of coconut shrimp

1 mellow yellow

1 green tea donut

1 rosemary scone

1 bacon cheddar hotdog with fries

3 more beers

1 basket of seasoned fries

a couple pods of edamame

4 shots of peach sake

and a giant 35 piece sushi platter with complimentary birthday cheesecake slice....

then half a beer.  

this was no easy feat and i am stoked to have shared it with so many wonderful people. 

i watch way too much tv

justin got wild last night. 

the wisest of words

My mom and I have a great relationship. We talk nearly everyday, or at least try to. Lately she's be feelin' the pressure of Old Man Time and retirement plans. 

She said to me very plainly as I was blasting to work on Friday: 

"No one tells you that you get old. They don't prepare you. No one tells you it gets harder to make friends, and then the friends you do have move away or die! Hell you shit yourself unexpectedly sometimes, and then you die too!"

 Thus spake Kathy Moore on the facts of life. 

 

big gulps huh?

Thank you for your inquiries while I was taking a break.

pokemon 4 lyfe

you try telling me pokemon are stupid while staring at an oddish. 

you can't cause that shit is too cute. 

i was totally that kid that you would give your fruit roll up to at lunch so i would draw pokemon on your notebook. 

sorostitute season

note the neon workout clothing that shouts for male attention as mating season lasts about two to three days a week; most commonly friday and saturday evenings. 

during the winter months they will shed these articles for spandex "jeggings" and "ugg boots" paired tastefully with an oversized, professionally tattered, Urban Outfitters sweatshirt. 

brace yourselves.