day 4: up shit creek

hey folks. list week carries on with today's installment:

up shit creek without a paddle!!!

fig 1.

life really sucks when you realize you don't have food, and you've been living off mc d's and ramen cups. nothing says "i'm mega poor, and i can't cook for shit!" like looking in the fridge and seeing nothing but condiments and a moldy melon that you had the intentions of enjoying last month. 

fig 2.

yeah no one's gonna help you in this situation.

it never fails that you run out of tp the day that you forgot to look, and you're wearing white underwear. Nothing's gonna get that skid mark out.

tp is a really wonderful thing, and funnily enough something that seems to get forgotten a lot on camping trips....

fig 3. 

SURPRISE!! you forgot the sunscreen again!!! 

nothing is quite as exciting as peeling chunks of your skin off like you've suddenly morphed into a snake person capable of mass molting. it doesn't help when you go out and people don't want you to get close because you might flake on them. 

that moment should be used as a weapon of mass disturbance. start getting uncomfortably close to those people and itch wildly.

fig 4.

you passed out with your shoes on, and your friends are assholes. 

but hey, you're the one who's gonna have the best barf interrupted dreams ever. 

fig 5.

you just took a glorious shower, but then discovered you were wearing your last pair of clean underwear. 

man that sucks; cause you hooked up with that girl before you passed out at that party where there wasn't any toilet paper, and before that you got your butt burnt at the beach cause you forgot sunscreen. not to mention the only thing you've eaten was that brick of velveta cheese, which you hurled all over tom's couch. 

man you week blows.

well guys, there are a few more day's of list week left. if you have a great idea for a theme/ topic, or if you really want something illustrated let me know and i'll make it happen!

today's lucky winner!!!!! : CALVIN!

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