on the seventh day

of random shitmas jefferson gave me:

seven geese a slayin

six stupid pet rocks

fiiiiiiive onion rings

four redneck rastlin

three granny panties

two beers and mcchickens

and one hot and spicey freddie mercuryyyyyyyy

big thanks for tonight's wonderful suggestion go to my buddy jeff:

and his goddamn dart hat

tonight was also arts and crafts night for the bfoods deli women elite. i'm not exactly super skilled in the ways of crafts, but i can beat the pants off arts.

it was great fun.

on the sixth day

of random shitmas my friend cara gave:

six stupid pet rocks

five onion rings

four rednecks a'rastlin

three granny panties

two beers and mcchickens

and a freddie mercury

tonight's creds go to my good friend cara:

i love you tree hugging weirdo.

so i made chicken tortilla soup for dinner.

it was.

on the fifth day

of random shitmas my lover gave:

five onion rings

four rednecks a'rastiln

three granny panties

two beers and mcchickens

and a freddie mercury

i saw the cutest thing in the world today. 

my brother and his partner look after his partners niece most times. my brothers partner posted a doodle of hers today.

it looked like that.

it said HI KURT! in a bubble!

she obviously didn't write it, but it was sooooo adorable,

i barfed a rainbow.

and some butterflies.

and a dolphin.

on the fourth day

of random shitmas my co worker sam gave:

four redneck 'rastlin

three granny panties

two beers and mcchickens

and a freddie mercury

fourth day's idea came from my coworker at vintage warehouse: sam!

he's a really great local musician. check him out sometime. 

last night was my dad's 50TH!

i hope you enjoy you're old man cardigan!

on the third day

of random shitmas my darling katelynn gave:

three granny panties

 two beers and mcchickens

and a freddie mercury

my thanks for tonight's gift go to my adorable friend katelynn.

on another note justin and i watched the new muppet movie that's in theaters right now. if you haven't watched it you need to.......

if you're a muppet of a man.... or a very manly muppet.

on the second day

of random shitmas:

my good friend Taya gave to me

two beers and mcchickens!

and one freddie mercury.

hope the 12 days are treating you well; or at least better than mine.

i've been mega cleaning at work. by that i mean i took out the shelves in a fish cooler and cleaned the copper piping until it was free of the congealed fish fats that had built up. 

i hurt now. 

many thanks to my friend TAYA! for her great idea for day two.

on the first day

of random shitmas, i give to you:


one freddie mercury.

the twelve days of christmas have commenced!

get your elf shoes on cause this year is going to be super sweet!

justin and i put up our tree last weekend. it was beautiful for all of two hours.

most christmas trees are supposed to make you feel magical and have that happy holiday radiance....

ours now looks like this...

keep watch for day two of the 12 merry days of shitmas.

from your favorite elves and their little mongrels.