it began in a kitchen cabinet and soon spread through the house.
there are two ferrets here. ily is crazy cute, adorably clumsy, and randomly craps in the corner. simon on the other hand attacks ily, chases chewy, and craps any where.
at first i didn't know what the hell was on the floor; it turned out to be clumps of fur.
simon had been leaving presents from the other animals.
chewy isn't really a victim in this given that she's about 500 pounds heavier than simon, and was recently found smacking the crap out of him and throwing him off the couch.
what really disturbs me, besides her weirdly gray fuzzy butt, are her ninja skills.
you know that creepy feeling you get when you feel eyes bore into the crevices of your soul.
that's chewy....
at first you're like "awwww", but she does it a lot.
i think she knows truths that oprah doesn't even know.
sometimes i think she's trying to tell me something.
but maybe not.
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