day 5: top five foods that i ruined for myself.

LIST WEEK! day 5. yeah.

tonight's theme is! : foods that i have ruined for myself. 

fig. 1 

slim jims. not only are they a horrible torture device that can be used as the most merciless whip known to man, they are usually great tasting sticks of imitation beef. i once ate a whole canister of slim jims in half an hour. that averages out to be about regular sized slim jim for every 1.4 minutes. this ensued:

fig 2.

honey. i recently regained my ability to eat this again, but only with peanut butter. i once ate a jar of raw honey over the course of a day or so. this ensued: 

fig 3. 

grilled cheese sandwiches. my mom used to make me eat them with a glass of milk when i was a kid. i hate american cheese. it's not even real cheese. 

this happened:

fig 4.

kentucky fried chicken. this fast food chain single handedly ruined friend chicken for me. i got food poisoning. 

maybe this one wasn't my fault....

fig 5. 

cool whip/ marshmallow fluff. i became obsessed with the gooey white majesty of marshmallow fluff and ate nothing but cans of it for an entire weekend. this happened:

moral of the story:

don't be a glutton. you will barf.

well if you guys have anything you're dyeing to see, let me know.