YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!
everyone forgets how to navigate themselves from point A to point B.
a trip to walmart suddenly becomes a gauntlet challenge from hell. to your left is a girl in sweats and a tank top that blinds you with sparkly letters plastered across her breasts. to your right is a bro with a cart full of beer and his buddy shuffling directly in front of you. their several layers of shorts are sagging to the point where normal walking movement is completely out of the question.
all three of them shuffle in your way for six isles. then "tyna" spelled with a "y" not an "i" gets a call on her bluetooth and begins screaming about how katie is a boyfriend stealing slut bag.
soon after, navigating on the road is hopeless no matter what vehicle you have. apparently people think the stop signs with a white boarder are optional and you suddenly look a lot like a target.
every stop sign has a white boarder around it.....
as a road biker i want to say that riding a bike is almost a safer mode of transport, but i've seen some pretty re-re people on bikes lately that i wouldn't feel bad about hitting.
"hey katie! it's tyna. i just wanted to tell you that YOU'RE A DUMB SLUT AND I HOPE YOU GOT HERPES TYPE B FROM CHAD! I THREW ALL YOUR UNDERWEAR OUT THE WINDOW OF OUR DORM ROOM SO EVERYONE COULD SEE YOUR SLUTTY G STRINGS, BUT EVERYONE ALREADY HAS! so yeah i wouldn't come back tonight. i hope you di-AH OH MY GOD!!!!!"
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