Saturday, December 24, 2011

on the eleventh day

of random shitmas kerry and taya gave:
eleven raptor jesi

ten male dancers

nine furry mustaches

eight golden poos

seven geese a slayin

six stupid pet rocks

fiiiivvee onion riiiings

four red necks 'rastlin

three granny panties

two beers and mcchickens

and one classic rockin freddie mercury!


tonight's thanks go to my good friends taya and kerry (previously mentioned) for both supporting raptor jesus (who went extinct for our sins). 

i'm not religious by the way. sorry if i just offended someone. 




so today was the beginning of christmas for me. 
justin got me a spa date to get my nails done.
have you ever had a pedicure?
it feels like sliding down a rainbow that also feels like softest blanket.
then unicorns break out the party rock shuffle and pixies fly around.


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