there's something evil a foot.

hey pretty people! 

there's been some happ'nins goin down in the b town. 

people (especially the students) have been major league pissy. it must be in the water or something. 

smallwood kids have been coming in the store angrier than usual. 

this one kid came in Saturday and bee-lined it to the coffee, shouting crazily into his iphone. 

smallwood kids are freakin scary.

later that night i was sitting in my jeep waiting for jordan when this car comes creeping up; some monkey hanging out the passenger side.

i understand that it COULD be confusing to SOME people that an old jeep could be driven by a middle aged man that posses a few shotguns and drinks bud light while watching dale earnhart jr make his way around a circle, but i am not a middle aged man and i do not drink bud light.

i should have thrown my three week old burrito at him, but at the time i was dumbfounded by the sight of someone's lost douche bag. 

on another note....

my binge eating reached a terrifying new level Sunday night. 

i made cookies for a staff meeting. 

i made three batches of twelve cookies each.

i ATE twelve cookies and all the leftover batter....

the next day was hell.

i am now on a diet. 

as i am aware of the encroaching holiday season i was thinking of serving up a hot plate of :

THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS!!

please leave suggestions in the comments for possible items to fill my twelve posts of christmas.