DIIINOOO DNA!

sorry this has taken so long. i've been busy. 

this post has been in the works for a while beecausssee:

justin and i got married!

yay!

but we want everyone to be able to share a beautiful wedding where your family embarrasses you and your drunk uncle says something inappropriate, so vote for equality kids. 

annnndd we're back. 

back when i was promising this post it was my brother kurt's birthday and around the re-release of Jurassic Park remastered for 3D. as a kid i loved those movies. as an adult they scare the living hell out of me. 

and so for my brothers birthday i thought i would share a stroll down memory lane.

kurt looooovvveeddd jurassic park; almost as much as batman. he had TWO sets of all the action figures associated with the movie. literally everyone i knew became infatuated with dinosaurs when that movie hit HUGE.

i can remember everyone talking about how fucking cool dinosaurs are and that it would be sooo cooooolll if Jurassic Park were real. 

i used to steal my brothers action figures so i could play "dinos" and be cool like him. 

well....

this happened. 

i cried for days. 

i think this may have been my breaking point and for the rest of my life i haven't been able to watch those movies without yelling in horror at the tv.

there is nothing great about newman's fate, other than the irony. 

one day while kurt was at school, or something, our mom decided to mow the lawn. she failed to see a Dr. Ellie Sattler action figure laying in the direct path of the mower. 

her fate was sealed. 

when kurt found her he came in the house screaming. 

ellie's arms were up in a "help me!" sort of state.

it was a truly horrific scene. almost as horrific as the time his rat Lillith broke her tail off in his hand as a defense mechanism. it wiggled. 

HAPPY BIRHTDAY BUB!

also this. 

i couldn't help it.