i'm back from the holiday (and subsequent week or two of being a lazy jerk)
i felt that this week should be all inclusive, and user friendly, so i bring you list week!
each day will have a new theme, to which a list of things will pertain.
today's theme:
things that make foul language spew forth from your mouth.
i came up with a few that i think are valid.
fig. 1
game raging (or quitting) is a frequent cause of potty mouthed afternoons/evenings/late nights/early mornings in our humble abode. these events often result in word mashes that man kind has never conceived, and the tossing of a controller.
as i can't play video games for my life, i gamer rage by sympathizing with the loser and throwing my chips.
fig. 2
road rage is probably the most common form of public profanity, this being because the windows are probably down and you're gesturing with certain fingers.
any sort of car mind fuck can really fall under this category as they seem to always strike when you're most vulnerable; you have to pee and it's raining.
fig. 3
scary movies. this is probably only for me, and all my close friends can testify that there is no other time than scary movie time when more unsuitable for television sentences gush from my screaming mouth. i'm that chick that's in the corner of the movie theater screeching "run bitch!!!! run!"
these are my favorite examples anyway. if you have any suggestions for amazingly profane moments, or would like to suggest a theme, feel free to send a comment my way.
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