and tonight's theme:
things that were fun as a kid, and still are! (well for the most part)
there are a handful of things that were rad as a kid, and have retained their awesome even as a cynicle adult.
fig. 1
moon bounces, or a ball pit, which ever one you want. (they're pretty interchangeable)
there's nothing like kicking your shoes off and crawling into one of these feet stanky bad boys. there are really only three draw backs to these.
1. if you chose the moon bounce, you usually get socked in the face somehow.
2. also the kid/adult/person/thing that mauled your face is that jerk that thinks doing a flip won't result in falling right on your left kidney.
3. if you chose ball pit, someone may have pissed in the balls...
fig.2
trampolines. more specifically the horrible things you can do to your friends; like rocketing them into the stratosphere. double bouncing is terrifying, dangerous, and awesome... until you land on the ground just to the right of the trampoline.
fig. 3
disney movies!
they're stereotypical, and riddled with adult humor that no one ever caught as a kid.
ever notice how every plot consists of someone being lost in someway (figuratively or literally).
aristocats- lost: literally
every toy story- lost: literally
little mermaid- lost: figuratively
finding nemo- it's in the title
fig 4.
junk food rules. if it has fats, it tastes delicious, no matter how old you get. the only difference between being a kid and eating junk food, and being an adult and eating junk food, is that as an adult you eat the junk food to survive because you're too broke to afford anything else.
if you have any suggestions for tomorrow's theme, or if there are more awesome kid things that i neglected, feel free to leave a comment.
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