Harshing My Mello.

There are people in this world who have a few bad days every once in a while...

I am not one of them. 

I understand that sometimes unjustifiably bad things happen just because fate decided it was your turn to be the pine scented urinal cake; but fate was a cruel, cheap, and dirty frat bro aiming straight for my little blue disk. 

I had just about one of the worst weeks I think I could have had last week. It was essentially as bad as being a middle aged man at a Justin Bieber concert; or really anyone at a Nickleback concert. 

Wonk. 

It started Monday when a nurse stabbed my vein while taking blood and bruised the hell out of my arm. Justin left town for a few days, and I was preparing for a week of bachelorette like antics that maybe involved beers and Downton Abbey marathons (cause I'm badass). Instead I got a sinus infection.

 Tuesday morning I rolled out of bed to drag my ass to work only to find my drivers seat suspiciously rolled back to a mans sitting length. I then also discovered that the back door was ajar and my ipod had been taken. 
Nothing says road trip like listening to... nothing. 

Wednesday night Emma and I were toughing out the week while watching Futurama when she started coughing. 

AAnnndd then she started coughing up foamy blobs. 

Suddenly there was blood. 

So I raced her to Indianapolis. My thought processes were comparable to flan; awkward and sort of wobbly. I lost it, broke down, and crashed on a friends couch. 

I picked up Emma and Justin Thursday afternoon.

It was a peaceful drive home. 

Until the car broke down.

But it's all good! 

The car's pretty done-zo, but that's whatever. 

Emma's getting better.

We are intrepid. We carry on. 

I AM GONNA GIVE A NOD TO MY GOOD FRIENDS ALVIN AND ERIN! Alvin was kind enough to be the generous friend with a comfy couch for my broken down ass to crash on. He and his long time girlfriend Erin are recently engaged! YAY! They're really good people folks.

If you remember in my last post I mentioned that Ravenwood would be using Swimminginjello designs for local cards and such. If you're looking for one keep your eyes peeled for this little dude! Spring is coming yo!